Figured I'd be first to review this chappy even though I'm saving it for bedtime reading ... must resist.
Firstly sings did you ever know that you're my herooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh this story is fantastically crazy. I mean that in the best way possible.
Keep writing and don't stop the messiness, life is too short for people to be perfect - I love phobias.