Hey found your story, and I simple love the scarcasm! So fits in well, especially after having to endure hundreds if not thousands of authors who seem to thing they need to write about his adventures in exact detail of what rowling writes then they start screaming bloody murder if someone takes some other fanfic authors ideal and runs it it...stupid if you ask me, hell they mostly stole rowlings ideal and most of them write nearly word for word what she wrote! bloody hiprocrites!
Finally I see someone gave him the smarts to realize what snape is and to actually do something realistic and walk out of his class...thats what I would of done...considering the wiz world hires and puts up gits like snape to teach potions no less, hell if you read rowling he doesnt teach potions, all he does is put up the directions on the board then walk around fucking with his students form other houses.
Also if I were him I would wear those bathrobes, I would wear my regular clothes, if they didnt like it then I didnt really want to come here anyway...the same with regular writing paper and pens...hell the wiz world is living in the dark ages!
Also I wouldnt of gone to the detention of macgonagall, and if I did, and they tried to take me into the forbidden forest then I would turn around and walk back into the castle, fuck em...its forbidden for a reason you know!
And oh yeah I simple love your comment concerning the broom and teaching them to ride them. You know another class he/I would walk out of would be defense, which is a joke along with history of magic, then he would have 3 free periods!