::LMHO!!!:: That is so freakin' hilarious! And, of course, the Mice wouldn't know what the Kotex was for! But I'd think that Carbine would know. Wouldn't SHE bleed every month, too?
Kinda reminds me of that America's Funniest Video segment where this little boy tells his mother about the "airplane stickers", and it turns out that he had stuck her pads --with the wings on the side-- on the windows. :D