Good heavens, this is brilliant.
Well done!
Lord, especially the Ravenclaw-Smurfs. That's so wrong, but, at the same time, strangely appropriate.
In particular, the line "Do you mother-smurfers want to smurf forever?" was just so completely, utterly, perfectly smurfed up.
So, _did_ the 'Puffs turn out as Carebears? ;-)