I did wonder if it was Hermione w/ polyjuice (truly a wonderful invention, much funner than Quidditch), but somehow my eyes skipped the "take a potion" part and rushed to the smut. :)
Yay for Alorkin writing often again; great work as always.
Author's response
Polyjuice is such a wonderful invention. I've used it twice or three times now, and I keep finding ways to (ab)use it.
Ah, we all have out hobbies. It appears you and I share one.
Your kudos and genuflections are graciously accepted.
Alorkin