Yay, update! This fic always manages to make me feel better when I'm down. As the others have said, wow. Amazing use of words here! I could feel poor Izzy's pain as Ms. Lucille dropped the bottle. Don't stress yourself too hard.
Author's response
Thank you for reading! It's always nice when people read this piece of junk. :D And I'm trying not to stress too hard. Honest!