Ooo that liquor store bit was really good.
But this is my favorite line out of all of it: "Get on the fucking interest and spill my guts to strangers just so that one more person didn't have to feel like they went through it alone."
I just went awwww - seriously!
And for some reason I just can't picture young you with porno mags stuffed under your bed (!) lmao
xoxo
Author's response
Thanks, cupcake!
Honestly, I really never was a porno mag guy. I think it's just one of those things where when you're like 14 or something you feel like you have to do. xP
oxox