Square dancing at the YMCA? That says a lot.
No one believes in atheists? Well I guess that would give them a taste of their own medicine if they really existed.
This piece is more quirky than funny, and most of the quirk is in the beginning, and the ending is a bit disappointing. I was expecting it to come together a bit more.
BEWARE: NITPICKING AHEAD!
This fic seems a bit hyphen-happy. "Lifestyle" is one word. "Reincarnation" is one word. "Dried apple" is two words when used as a noun, but if you'd used it as an adjective, as in "a dried-apple face," then it would have worked..