OHMYGOD. I saw you updated so I literally pushed my father out the door to make him go food shopping, because, for whatever reason, your stories ALWAYS have me squeeing and screaming profanaities that get me in trouble, so I needed to be alone to read this.
Everyone on this site wishes they were 1/3 as awesome as you.
IFUCKINLOVETHISUPDATESOONPLEASEANDTHANKYOU.
Kthxbaii.
-Albi