I'm officially hooked.
If Patrick's pledge was only the beginning, I'm really wondering what everyone else will have to do in order to stay in the house. Especially Pete. lol.
I'll need to remember not to eat or drink anything while reading this story because I'll probably end up
A) spitting it out all over the screen because I'm laughing so hard.
B) choking on it because I'm laughing so hard.
and or
C) pissing my pants because I'm laughing so hard.
You hit the nail on the head when you said this would be epic.
I can't wait for the next chapter.