This is a take on it that I haven't seen before. Well done! I wish I'd thought of it...
Author's response
Thanks. I came up with the idea while taking trash cans down to the curb in the rain, believe it or not. A literal flash of lightning and it was in my head before the thunder rolled in. Amazing are the things that come to a person while pleasing She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed.
(The phrase SWMBO is the intellectual property of clell65619 [as far as I know] and is not intended as meaning the same person as HIS SWMBO. I happen to like living too much for that to be the case.)