Take your slashy bullshit back over to MCR where this sort of gay-ness belongs.
Author's response
I would make a witty remark here but I can't be bothered to waste my time. Also, it was my story you wasted your time reading so, I thank you.
Also, if you would care to, I have also written some MCR slash fics for you to enjoy.
Have a nice day, I certainly will.