-Falls over laughing-
That was such a funny ficlet, it really was. One of my favorite parts was;
>THROW FRENCH TOAST AT THE FOOT NINJA
...
>WELL?!
You throw the French toast at the Foot ninja. You can almost see that behind their masks, their eyes light up in ravenous hunger at the sight of such a rare treat, and it takes only five seconds before they are all in an out-and-out brawl, each one trying to get the elusive French toast for himself, and for the moment they have forgotten all about you, despite Karai desperately ordering them to quit it and seize you instead. You get two brownie points.
And this one;
>GO STAND BY STREET CORNER AND PERFORM VENTRILOQUISM ACT WITH PIGEON PUPPET TO RAISE MONEY TO A CUP OF COFFEE
....that is without question the stupidest idea you've had so far, and that's saying something.
>I HAPPEN TO LIKE THE IDEA!
Fine, make a mockery out of this game.
You stand by a street corner and start performing a ventriloquist act with the pigeon puppet. People start giving you a wide berth, obviously thinking you're deranged.
>CONTINUE VENTRILOQUISM ACT
You continue your ventriloquism act. People are still giving you a wide berth, obviously thinking you're deranged.
>CONTINUE VENTRILOQUISM ACT
You continue your ventriloquism act. People are still giving you a wide berth, obviously thinking you're deranged.
>CONTINUE VENTRILOQUISM ACT
You continue your ventriloquism act. People are still giving you a wide berth, obviously thinking you're deranged. Can you start doing something else now?
>NO. CONTINUE VENTRILOQUISM ACT UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES ME MONEY
You continue your ventriloquism act for a long time. Finally, a police car stops by the street corner, and a policeman steps out of it, walking over to you. "Hello there," he says. "We've been getting several reports of a deranged lunatic frightening people with a pigeon puppet here. I'm gonna have to ask you to move along."
>BLAME CANADA
"The Canadians forced you to stand by a street corner with a pigeon puppet? Get real, pal! Move along!"
>BLAME MINOR ADDICTION TO COFFEE
"Addicted to coffee? Get therapy, pal! Move along!"
>MOVE ALONG
Thank goodness.
You move along down the street. The policeman nods and gets back into his car.
>FIND A DIFFERENT STREET CORNER AND PERFORM VENTRILOQUISM ACT WITH PIGEON PUPPET
...this isn't funny anymore!!! Aaaaaargh!!!!
And many more. But, my fingers are tire of typing I guess I should've just done the smart thing and copied and pasted it...
Oh well, that was just a funny ficlet. Great job. ^^