Oh joy! I was hoping for such a well thought out response. I simply love being called an, "emo whore". Brilliant. Can you think of anything else though? I'm having a bad day today and it would really brighten it up if you dug into that bung hole of creativity I know you have and came up with something else.
Or I could continue with the "emo poetry"? It sounds like you really love that, judging by your own prose that is (oh and your little razors, can't forget those).
I bet the fact that I'm even responding is getting you all wet. Oh it's so easy to masturbate a vacuous dolt! Just the slightest bit of attention and you're ready to go off. I wonder what else I can make you do? "Have you ever been fucked in the mouth with a straight razor?" Oh whoops, sorry, my bad. Another reference you won't get.
It's so funny. You're so funny! You're providing me and all the others such amusement! See, the funniest part is that you like fucking with people, I like fucking with people ... only you're like this little tiny embryo. It's cute, really. We just met, through your wonderfully little stories, but who shall be the sadist and who shall be the masochist?
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I cant beleive you're getting mad over the Internet! I'm just fucking around and you're gonna take it serious? what the hells wrong with you're fucking mind. And damn right you're making me wet.