"Another issue: Armour, or the lack of it. I know it's based off of 300, so the Spartans didn't wear any armour (yet they wore greaves?), but still, it annoys me. A lot."
Of course. It's not like they are wearing it for protection, everything is about convenience for the spartans haha. Can you imagine how your hands would feel using a wooden stick or a sword or day or your life without protection? Not good I say, not good.
Their dumb, but not that dumb.