Hey I dont have any ideal why you would think that no one would want to read this...this story as well as the ideal behind the story are ab-so-lute-ly brilliant!
Although the first thing that popped into my head when they were wondering what to do about thier doubles being wanted by the law, well thats easy just have amelia bones come over explain things to her and give a magical oath, also show her the room...hell the oath and then seeing narcissa malfoy in the same space as narcissa black should prove it...
Another thing, have you figured out yet that draco was born from a inferi/zombie and better lucy shagged that inferi/zombie!!! hahahahahaha!
Also I think in a real life situtation then irma would of insisted on coming over that very night to explain what was going on!
And since Harry is Lord Black, just order the house to not let any of the order members or anyone else he doesnt want in the house!
One final thing, aint teenage anst a bitch!