Fabulous! You had me in between absolute stitches and going "oh nooooooo!". Brilliantly written as well. clap
Suzy is the kind of bitch I don't mind seeing get tortured in Hostelesque scenes. Please let Axl beat her up good n proper in another episode (title idea - The Suzy Chronicles: This Bitch Won't Back Off!)! Beat her, rape her, chuck her outside butt naked!
(Then he's mine.... daydreams)