Do you play medieval-PC/online-games? ^^ I like this city. One possibe problem you may have overlooked: tunnel! Think about Hogwarts: Whoomping Willow - Shrieking Shack; Honeydukes...
Are you aware that »Kentucky Fried Chicken« is a double-joke for your german readers? There was a sketch in a comedy-show in 1997/98 where by exchanging letters of two words those words got new meanings - normally sexual innuendos. If, for example, you change »Kentucky Fried Chicken« to »Kentucky CHried Ficken« it is pronounced in German »Kentucky schreit ficken« and means (re-translated) »Kentucky screams fuck« in the sense of »I/we want to fuck« or »Who wants to fuck?« and so on ;) And those jokes are STILL in use by people old enough (like me -grin-).
Uhmm... Didn't you say, you don't write harem-stories? Oh, not that's a problem - I'm a bloke after all ... As long as the names stay manageable.
Well, there are many possible ways I can see for this story and I'm relly looking forward for (many) more chapters ;)
Thank you!
"Mischief managed"
AKOM
PS: Sorry for grammar etc. - English is my second foreign language.
BTW: Greetings for the "International Talking Like A Pirate Day" (learnt of its existence only some weeks ago in another fanfiction...) and therefore: "Happy (thirtyth!!!) Birthday dear Hermione!"