(#) Eewec 2009-10-15
Ya know, it's at times like this that had I been Harry I'd be saying the following while holding my Wand aloft:
"I, Harry James Potter, swear on my lfe and magic that everything I say will be the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So mote it be! I am currently standing on the ceiling while sun bathing on a beach! Errk."