Dearest Sas...
You're terrible. I think you might have something against singers; might explain why it's Gerard that goes mad in the one where he kills everyone. 'cept Bob. Wow... nice bias.
Soyeah. As I said on Twitter, you can't have jail without rape, so I'm giving you the following options to choose from to rape Patrick:
1. Me (arrested for stalking bands)
2. Gerard (arrested for speeding to get coffee at Starbucks)
3. Bert (arrested for running from the cops for running a light)
4. Bilvy (arrested for getting drunk and talking to a hooker on the street)
5. Pete's evil twin (arrested for trying to steal Matthew's spotlight as Best Evil Twin in a Story)
6. Ryan (arrested for possesion of cocaine; yeah, I went there.)
7. Tom DeLongue & Mark Hoppus (arrested for getting wasted and shouting random shit at people, also for running around naked)
Next, I'm hoping Matthew's sympathy for poor Bronx will help himrealize he's doing the wrong thing. He doesn't want to see another kid with a psychopathic parent, so he's empathizing with Bronx. By kidnapping Pete and Ashlee and handing him over to Connor, he's ruining not only Patrick and his friends... But also a helpless toddler's life. HOPEFULLY he comes to his senses.
Andyeah. I laughed when Connor didn't know what to do with Bronx. It reminded me of the first week Aidan was home:
Me: OHMYGAWD. Shut that thing up!
Mom: I'm doing shit, Nadia. I'm fucking busy. Can you go see what he wants?
Me: Uhm... No. It's YOUR son. YOU wanted it. NOT me.
Mom: Jut go or you're never goingvto another fucking concert ever again.
Me: dhjjjjdjhhsjad AIDANNN. Whatdoyouwantbaby?
Aidan: -scream, cry, flail-
Me: ... MOMMY. I DONT UNDERSDAND IT.
Mom: Pick him up.
Me: But he won't shut up! EVER. Can't we, like, return him? Or something?
Author's response
Nadia! How can I have something against singers? I AM one! And I'll tell you something else - I'm naturally blonde, I'm also a drummer, been wearing hats for about 15 or more years, sometimes I wear glasses and I struggle with my weight. How can you think I could possibly have anything against Patrick???
I thought your suggestions were funny - especially Pete's evil twin trying to muscle in and hog the limelight! But I'm just not sure I'm going to go there. Trust me, I'm a drummer and only slightly evil ;) (currently wearing my '333 - Half Evil' shirt)
Ah! Your mum knows how to make you do stuff alright! Threatening to withdraw FOB concerts - genius!
I'm glad I never had to deal with a younger sibling. I just don't get babies, I really don't!
Thanks for reviewing and don't worry about Patrick. Actually, no, things'll get worse before they get better... sorry :P
Sas x
And! I'm 5' 4" and drive a Honda!