Okay, for real, I bust out laughing and nearly peed myself. If that did happen to Pete, he would have it coming lol. Seriously, heart lady sas.
Author's response
LOL! I'm delighted you liked it!
I don't know if anyone noticed but the name of the clinic - Baas Portage is actually an anagram of Gabe Saporta ;)
Thanks again!
Sas x