Wow.. You even got Smooshy to read this?! You lucky dog xD No offense, of course!
This is really pulling me in. Although, I have to admit it seems familiar (a friend of mine wrote something similar). But I suppose that's a good thing, because hey, maybe this will be better?
Oh jeeze, that makes me sound like a bitch! I'm really sorry. I'm rambling. I'll just shut up now :)
P.S. I wasn't being a bitch. I was just.. I dunno.