"Dude! You just killed, like, so many plants!" I yell at him. lol! The real Gerard would not be impressed!
Tiger, lamb, touché.
Oh jesus, could Gerard actually be a bit more of a creep? Seriously, how can no one else in the school notice this? lol. I think you have also established that he is a clingy mofo, the internet never lies. Hey, he can cling to me anytime he wants, i wouldn't mind.
Hmm.. i will have to think of a Jacob name.. is it going to be like, the name of someone in another band? :\