LOL! I actually live in South Florida,and I am never going to be able to look at the greeters at my local WalMart the same way again! I wonder, what is it about WalMart and the Dark Arts that makes them go hand-in-hand? For example, one of my goals in life is to get a temporary Dark Mark, wear a t-shirt, and walk around WalMart. And then this story. Hmm. WalMart must be run by an unconvicted Death Eater.