This must be one of the most original things I've ever read in the Potterverse. Really, really nice twist on things.
While there are quite a few "ficwad" cliches present - the Harry/harem angle, some subtle and not-so-subtle Fumbledork bashing - I enjoyed each and every every word of it. You have an amazingly twisted sense of humour whick makes the reading of any of your stories a pleasurable experience.