OH LOOK AT YOU AND YOUR PUNS. AND WHITE STRIPES PUNS.
OMG WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO GREAT I WAS ACTUALLY HAVING MY DOUBTS THAT YOU'D ACTUALLY UPDATE BUR OHMYGOD YOU DID KAKXJRICALFKQZ
Aha look at sceney Caro getting some. And Dave for the first time in his fanfic existence being a complete douche. Well, I thought anyway.
TEAM DAVE ALL THE THE WAY BRO.
ALL. THE. WAY.
Lololol funny story I remember back in middle school when kids would first get into drugs, I remember seeing how weird it was at those middle school parties where we thought we were ossum and seeing kids I'd known since like kingergarden getting shwasted blazed. Go0o0o0o0d tiimes
But you know it's like lolphyche Natalie is really new so we'll make her choke. Lolz. AND I KNOW YOU SAW GABE'S WHEN I WAS 17 EPISODE. SO REALLY. SO REALLY. HE WAS REALLY FREAKING PUNK AND STRAIGHT EDGE. GET WITH THW PROGRAM, BROTHER. aha. Still equally as douchey though. So whatevs. This shit is fanfic.
I also love how Brendon's pov is basically third person. Basically.
AND WILLIAM AND MO FUCKING LOL. I CANT EVEN TELL YOU MY CREYZ. MO IS SO GR8. YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL WILLIAM. CUT YOUR HAIR BRO. omg.
Why are you so butthurt, William? Lolz
OMG NATE RUESS PUN SKFJWKCKAKCWUA
I WANT YOU TO AIM AND IGNITE YOUR DICK INSIDE ME OHMYGOD THE GREATNESS.
But yeah wowow look at mini Brendon being more like a mini pedophile.
Then gumz to the rescue!!
Savin' the day with his gumz and his sweet left hook. Yeaa.
Then it's like awww look I think it's going to happen is it gonna happen then Paige is like PHYCHE YOU ARE INCORRECT, GABRIEL. Or um kyleriel. Or idk. And in kyle's head it's like THE DREAM IS OVA THE DREAM IS OVA HA HA. But that was such a cock tease. I mean REALLY.
BUT OHMYGOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING GREAT AND YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME EVERYONE OF YOUR LITTLE BLEACH BLONDE AZN BABBIES OK.
AGH THIS CHAPTER.
MY EASILY AMUSED-NESS CREYED.
I LOVE YOU.
-Natalie