(#) ilex 2006-09-18
I am so F@#$ing jealous of Zelda, it's not even remotely amusing.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
On the other hand, I've been married to my hon for 36 years, so WE must be made for each other, too.
Now, if I can just get him to wear that black wig....
HE!HE!HE!
Author's response
Waer the wig, baby… wear the black wig… Did that help?