Ah shit! This was too funny. I envy your ability to write humor so easily.
Fave lines - "Mikey should know better. He knows I never share my toys."
"Good!" yelled Gerard triumphantly. "That's what you get for sleeping with Leanne." "My name is Cheyenne!"
"Are you affiliated with the Mafia, Cassie?" asked Haury seriously. "Because we frown upon that here at the Haury Show." LMAO!
Gerard is such a prick but I love it! Bravo hun bravo.
Can’t wait for me and pregnant Jojo’s (wth?) entrance xo