Dang, Just when I thought I'd read all the ways to kill Tommy boy you came up with a new one. Congratulations for that alone. The fact you've written a fantastic story around it is just icing on the cake. I do so love Harry and Anybody But Ginny.
Author's response
Glad I could add to the list of ways Voldy COULD die. Thank you for the praise on the story. I actually don't mind a decent H/G, but for every decent one, there are dozens of nonreadable crap.
Jim