Okay, I'm trying something out. As I read, I'm putting my favorite lines...
Lauren's Dad:Do you know where the cat is?I tried looking everywhere,do you know who might have seen her last?
Lauren:GERARD WAY!
Lauren's Dad:Who is this man and what the fuck has he done with our cat,Lauren?!
Will you please escort me tot he bathroom?
but I always think people in suits are the shit.Like,you can seriously do no wrong in the fucking things.You put on the vest,shirt,jacket and trousers and bam! you're awesome.When you're in a suit,you don't walk;you simply glide.
A waiter glides over.
(He's wearing a suit.)
"Sirs,is everything satisfactory?The lavatory is situated on the right,if everything is accustomed to your taste?"
We stare at him incredulously,our mouths gaping.He sighs and rubs his temples.
"Listen fellas,the shitter's down to the right.Can't figure out why in shit's name you'd be doing out here,anyway."
Mikey shakes his head."No,we're just...chatting."
The waiter shrugs."Whatever man,I get paid fifteen an hour whether you yuppies piss or not."
it's just we are currently outside a men's bathroom that smells like BLOWJOBS AND DEPRESSION!
and then when Montgomery gives the signal-"
"Which is?"
"Giving you the finger-"
Mikey,I'm proposing marriage,not a gang bang,you tool
I tell myself to relax,to calm down,pretend it's just another conversation with Frank,you dumbass,about last night's episode of South Park or something....
Certainly.If South Park means asking the man you love to spend you the rest of your lives together.
Brain,I think you have meconfused with someone who cares.
(I have actually been waiting the whole bloody story-that's 26 chapters so far-to say that.Just thought you'd like to know.)
I wonder why the fuck he is molesting my elbow
We enjoy a few peaceful moments on the promenade-except for some drunk college students,who ran up to us,waering long wigs and yelling "Sharon!" in a dodgy British accent
Frank, do you love Skittles?
Frank looks at me as if I have just said I wish to have sex with a cow
"You weren't gonna jump,were you?!"
I must be one of the few people in the history of anything that caused their partner to think they were committing suicide when they're trying to propose.
Until the body-snatchers come, I'm yours.
Overall, I loved it. So many quotes, many above. Keep updating!