Hmm... 'Not long at all', eh? She better not be a psysco murderer and kill Gerard before the big date...
And FINALLY AN UPDATE! I thought you had made this a one-shot or something! You better not do this once a month business with this, you hear me? I am scolding you, only because you haven't posted. My face lit up when I saw the email alert, and I want it to light up more, okay?
Now, back to the story... I agree with Gerard, what the fuck is up with all these vegetarians? It's just meat, people, you can eat it. That's why it's here. Meat's good, too. Nom, a mouth-watering buffalo burger... Eh heh heh, sorry, little excited from the email, and a little hyper from a cupcake.
You better keep writing!