D: Hate mails? No! Why would anyone send you hate mail?
Even if I don't review every time I read an entry on this story, I love reading them. Even your author's notes are really funny, you have a clever sense of humor.
But hey, haters gonna hate. =/
Glad to see you found it amusing though. I know far to many people who would take that kind of thing very seriously.
Looking forward to the next update! :)