"Will you two please stop gossiping about me,"comes a voice from the corner of the room,"and go to sleep.Or I'll fucking murder one of you."
"That's a bit harsh,Mikey,"Frank says,looking hurt.
"Ignore him,Frank,"I reply."It's the Skittles talking."
"Totally.Forget smack;Skittles are hard shit."
hahahahaha omg i laughed sooo hard when i read this! Your such an awesome comedian!