Um, yeah, so, your sister told me to tell you that we're not the same person. Apparently. And that she is very sorry for playing a prank on you. Well, she didn't say that last part but pranks are something only bitches like me do so I'm sure she is.
This is a great story by the way. Very original, great writing and dialogue, great description. Good job.
And I'm pretty sure I'm not your sister.