1.Do you have any pets?
Yeah, a goldfish whose sex I do not know.
2.What colour top are you wearing?
Does David Bowie count as a colour?
3.Name 3 things that are physically close to you.
A water bottle, iPhone and a Rubik's cube (unsolved, of course)
4.What's the weather like right now?
Dunno. Check the forecast for NYC and then tell me.
5.Do you drive?If so,have you crashed?
Nah, man.
6.What time did you wake up this morning?
7:00 a.m. sharp. I had shit to take care of, soo
7.When was the last time you showered?
'Round this time yesterday.
8.What was the last movie you saw?
Disney's African Cats. In my defense it was a field trip!
9.What does your last text message say?
"This makes Denver happy"
You don't wanna know.
10.What's your ringtone?
"Somebody to Love" - Jefferson Airplane
11.Have you ever been to another country?
Yeah, uh, Dominican Republic, the Bahamas, Cuba, and Mexico.
12.Do you like sushi?
Yes.
13.Where do you buy groceries from?
This cheap place called Dynasty Supermarket.
14.Have you ever taken medication to help you fall asleep faster?
Si! Xanax, por favor.
15.How many sibling do you have?
Way too many.
16.Do you have a desktop or laptop?
My desktop died (Y2K2, anybody?) so laptop.
17.How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Too fuckin' old.
18.How did your parents pick your name?
Scottie on Star Trek's full name is Montgomery Scott. Is that good enough?
19.Do you wear contacts or glasses?
Neither nor..I have 20/20 vision.
20.Do you colour your hair?
Nah.
21.Tell me something you are planning to do today.
Homework.
22.When was the last time you cried?
At a funeral.
23.What is you full name?
Zola! Zola lola ba-bola fi-fo-fa-fola lo-la la-lo la Zola!
24.What is your perfect pizza topping?
Plain
25.Who is your favourite comedian?
Gah, don't make me think about this shit
26.What is your favourite radio station?
z100 is the only thing that plays on the radio on my stereo LUL
27.Hamburgers or cheeseburgers?
I'm a veggie
28.Have you ever had an all-nighter?
I don't love the people around me enough, ha.
29.What is your eye colour?
Brown.
30.Can you taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke?
Yeah.