e_O happy birthday to you with ass to mouth lol. That would be an awful torture, e coli or salmonella or any of the other fun stuff that can bee in your poo! ew ew ew.
Poor Mikey, I'm happy you gave a little update on him, I want to give him a hug.
I read some of Lucrece, I can't read all the Shakespeare in one sitting. My brain will hurt and I'll end up talking with an accent for a week, got to take it slow. But so far a great read.
Words words words, I swear I do this every goddamn time in your stories, but it's becasue I lurve you. Happy birthday again.