Paul deserves a medal for being himself. And he deserves the official title of "Awesomest Man on the Planet". And he should have a monument built for him with the his official title as the inscription (he can't have one built when he dies, because he won't die. He is not allowed to).
It was very appropriate of you to write a post for his birthday. The darn government has not yet made it a holiday. Darn them. And it was very appropriate to put it under "historical". It was a historical event indeed.