My wittle turtle....I'm so proud of you imaginary sister for not taking the quitters way out and get a C section! Your vagina is ruined, but at least it will be easier for baby number two to come out if Ray doesn't put a glove on again. My ass is getting you condoms and BCP for you bachelorette party gift, with lost of penis lollipops, and a giant black dildo that I'm going to steal and use it as a sword. That's how I roll bitches.
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Best. Review. Ever.