I love you. And this.
Author's response
Thank you. I´ve had some instances of Murphy´s law in my life over the past few days (my guinea pig died, the horse I´ve been riding two times a week over the past year is being sold and I´m too stupid to climb a flight of stairs without having to go to hospital to get my knee stitched) and this helps to look them straight in the face and say: "Hey! Where´d you get those neat glasses?" What?