Ah man :(. You know what? The rewritten story better be just as epic and funny as this one cause if its not -cracks knuckles- lol just kidding. Its your story and you should be happy with your own creation and if not, you are the only one that is allowed to change it.
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I hope it's as funny 'cos i'll be really annoyed if it isn't and people seem to like teh funnies.
Maybe i'll whack some more jokes on in there, just to be a rebel.