Well, it's definately an interesting idea. I agree with a lot of the points you made, and they were very wittily delivered. However, a lot of people could find it offensive. Everyone has different taste in stories, and there is a place for everything in the fandom. I like it, though. An amusing read.
Author's response
It's true people are going to be annoyed, but heck, badficcers have been annoying me as well, so I thought I'd get a little revenge. Glad you liked it!