wohoo, this a fucking awesome idea of a story (: what a shame you're not doing 179 different ones... damn, i'd be totally reading them all :D haha, whatever, you write perfectly well and these two chapters have been funny and excellent and a hell of a lot of other praising words, hahaha :D keep going, and thank you for writing these two, made me cheery and i laughed (maybe a little too much :DD)
Author's response
Well, I counted how many of the 179 ways were on my list, and if all goes according to plan, there will eventually be 58 of these, so hopefully that will be enough to keep you happy!
I'm so glad you thought they were funny! Thanks so much for taking the time to read and rview!