CUTENESS OVERLOAD!! I actally have tears in my eyes. LOVE that last line! And this one:
CAT! I’M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN, MY LIFE IS OVER, I’VE RUN OUT OF FUCKING COFFEE AND YOU’RE MAKING FUCKING JOKES ABOUT MY FUCKING COCK!!!!
Laughed so loud. THANK YOU for updating, you made my day!! XD
SF