Fucking. Awesome. Chapter. And an even better ending!
…I think my own clumsiness might be even worse than Gerard's. While reading the part where he pours boiling water on himself I started laughing so hard, that I dropped my cup and actually did pour hot water all over myself…
thank yoooou! :D and oh my god, really sorry my story made you burn yourself! D; feel really bad now! hope you didn't get too badly burnt...:L anyway, thank you so much for reviewing and i will update as soon as i can (: