Okay, so I don't think Ficwad is serious, but:
A review that short...? No. No, no, no. We demand intellectual rigor! And also $3,000 in small, unmarked bills. We suspect we're more likely to get the former. It's enough to make a collection of PHP scripts cry.
... Whut?
Eh, hopefully it posted, if it didn't, YOU BETTER BRING PARTY BACK FROM THE DEAD or i'll cry :'(
Update soon, and apologies if this is a double-post-slash-thingie-mc-bobbert