You've been updating, and I HAVEN'T REVIEWED!?!?! What the fuck happened??? Oh yeah, my mother said I was turning albino and made me stay outside in the snow. Yup. Yes! They met! And made physical contact... :D Update while I try to review the rest!!!
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Your MUM made you stay outside in the sNOW because she thought you were turning ALBINO? Is this shit for real? How can the snow make you not turn albino? I am baffled, baFFLED! Thanks for reviewing, you are gREAT!