Hey, here's another one that was seriously on a church sign.
"The only way to enter heaven is for Jesus to enter you."
Oh and I should inform you that those translations must be hella old if you have names like Czechloslovakia (Czech Republic), Yugoslavia, (Broke apart into several countries after the Yugoslav wars in the ninties), and the U.S.S.R, (Russia again after the Soviet Bloc collapsed when the Berlin Wall fell in 1989.)
Lol - the Church thing. That is ACTUALLY epic!! Do people not think about alternative meanings... ever?! Oh that is bad! Do you mind if I put that one on - tough if you do 'cos I am! XD
And yeah, some are pretty old I guess. The USSR bit kinda gave it away! But then, I did get all of these off other sites so I dunno the dates or anything.
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