Oh my god lol
Uhm I have one that I saw a while ago. I can't remember it exactly but it goes something like:
Hey dude, I'm at your house. Where are you?
I'm in the back yard picking my herpes.
...Should I come back later?
Fuck! Herbs! I meant herbs. Damn auto correct.
Dude - that is EPIC. I'mma add that ok? And thanks for the Facebook thing - I'll try that!