I want you to have my babies.
We don't even have to go out on a first date.
Just have mind blowing sex and produce thousands of babies.
and eat some potroast with Heather.
Author's response
i can't turn down mindblowing sex, especially when the result is thousands of sweet samurai babies. I mean, how righteous would katana wielding fall out boy ninjas be? And like, ninety of them at that. Totally going on my “list of things to do before I die”.
I’m psyching myself up for this, you better not let me down.