Im not kidding when i say that this is the best thing i've ever read.
It's just perfect.
Seriously. You have to update soon, or i'll get my llamas to eat you.
Author's response
Aw, thank you soooooo much; I'm extremely happy that you think this is alright!
NO! Not the llamas! I'll update ASAP.
Thank you very much for taking the time to leave such a lovely review; it really does mean a lot! :)